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About Me.

Joe Malone Character Profile

Physical Characteristics

Name: Joe Malone

Birthday: March 3rd

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Blue

History

  • Grew Up: East Coast

  • Criminal Record: No

  • Family Members: One Brother - Bryant

  • Parental Relationships: Father: Maverick | Mother: Beth

  • Career Goals: Once worked as a freelance technology professional but is now a private investigator.

  • Education: Forensics Technology

  • Favorite Subject in School: Computers

  • Popularity in School: Popular and part of the baseball team

  • Most Embarrassing Moment: Getting caught skinny dipping at the school pool

  • Best Friend: Derrick Mathers – works and lives in Chicago but visits occasionally

Personality

  • Greatest Fear: Losing someone I care about

  • Greatest Secret: Hasn’t visited a jewelry store since Merida’s death

  • Biggest Regret: Not going into the bank with Merida

  • What Makes Me Laugh: When someone I care about thinks something is funny

  • What do I Want Most in Life?: Protection for those I love

  • What am I Most Passionate About: Being able to protect my friends and family

  • Favorite Trait about Myself: Respectfulness and Integrity

  • Least Favorite Trait about Others: Unreliableness

  • Pet Peeves: People who cause harm to my friends or make them feel uncomfortable

  • Favorite Quote: “Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

  • Bad Habits: Not being the best boyfriend to girls I’m “dating”

  • Secret Skill: Baseball

  • Hobbies: Surfing | Creating computer programs

  • How do I Display Affection?: Being available at a moment’s notice for those I care about

  • How do I want Others to See Me?: As a strong and caring friend

  • Competitive?: Yep

  • What Sense do I Rely on Most?: Gut feeling and my rubber band arsenal

Likes/Dislikes

  • Favorite Food: Mom’s chocolate pie

  • Least Favorite Food: Cauliflower

  • Favorite Flowers: Pink Roses because Merida loved them

  • Favorite Animal: Lion

  • Desired Pets: Dog

  • Favorite Vacation Spot: Beach

  • Bucket List Vacation Location: Sydney, Australia

  • Favorite Type of Music: Rock Music

  • Favorite Drink: Coke

  • Favorite Alcoholic Drink: Whiskey

  • Hero: Brother

  • Favorite Halloween Costume: Superhero

  • Choose a Superpower: Invisibility

Values

  • Unforgivable Offense: Hurting someone I love

  • What is My View of Freedom: Traveling and being able to protect my loved ones

  • Biggest Promise I Made: I promised Merida I would try to move on

  • Biggest Lie I Told: I told Merida I would move on, but I don’t really want to

Fun Facts

  • The One Item I Must Have in the Fridge: Soda

  • What’s on My Bedside Table: Picture of Merida

  • What’s in my Car: Mudding gear | Rubber bands

  • Item I Always Have with Me: Rubber bands

  • Most Treasured Possession: Picture of Merida

  • Favorite Thing to Do on Saturday Morning: Off-roading in jeep

  • First Thing I Do in the Morning: Shower

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