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  • Writer's picturePaige H. Perry

Joe's Profile

Updated: May 17, 2022

Take a closer look at what makes Joe tick with this fun profile. From favorite foods and biggest fears to miscellaneous fun facts, you'll learn a lot of things about him here!

Physical Characteristics

Name: Joe Malone (Joseph Franklin Malone)

Birthday: March 3rd

Hair Color: Brown Eye Color: Blue


Grew Up: East Coast

Criminal Record: No

Family Members: One Brother - Bryant

Parental Relationships: Father: Maverick | Mother: Beth

Career Goals: Currently works as a freelance technology professional

Education: Forensics Technology

Favorite Subject in School: Computers

Popularity in School: Popular and part of the baseball team

Most Embarrassing Moment: Getting caught skinny dipping at the school pool

Best Friend: Derrick Mathers – works and lives in Chicago but visits occasionally


Greatest Fear: Losing someone I care about

Greatest Secret: Hasn’t visited a jewelry store since Merida’s death

Biggest Regret: Not going into the bank with Merida

What Makes Me Laugh: When someone I care about thinks something is funny

What do I Want Most in Life?: Protection for those I love

What am I Most Passionate About: Being able to protect my friends and family

Favorite Trait about Myself: Respectfulness and Integrity

Least Favorite Trait about Others: Unreliableness

Pet Peeves: People who cause harm to my friends or make them feel uncomfortable

Favorite Quote: “Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Bad Habits: Not being the best boyfriend to girls I’m “dating”

Secret Skill: Baseball

Hobbies: Surfing | Creating computer programs

How do I Display Affection?: Being available at a moment’s notice for those I care about

How do I want Others to See Me?: As a strong and caring friend

Competitive?: Yep

What Sense do I Rely on Most?: Gut feeling and my rubber band arsenal


Favorite Food: Mom’s chocolate pie

Least Favorite Food: Cauliflower

Favorite Flowers: Pink Roses because Merida loved them

Favorite Animal: Lion

Desired Pets: Dog

Favorite Vacation Spot: Beach

Bucket List Vacation Location: Sydney, Australia

Favorite Type of Music: Rock Music

Favorite Drink: Coke

Favorite Alcoholic Drink: Whiskey

Hero: Brother

Favorite Halloween Costume: Superhero Choose a Superpower: Invisibility


Unforgivable Offense: Hurting someone I love

What is My View of Freedom: Traveling and being able to protect my loved ones

Biggest Promise I Made: I promised Merida I would try to move on

Biggest Lie I Told: I told Merida I would move on, but I don’t really want to

Miscellaneous Fun Facts:

The One Item I Must Have in the Fridge: Soda

What’s on My Bedside Table: Picture of Merida

What’s in my Car: Mudding gear | Rubber bands

Item I Always Have with Me: Rubber bands

Most Treasured Possession: Picture of Merida

Favorite Thing to Do on Saturday Morning: Off-roading in jeep

First Thing I Do in the Morning: Shower

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